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Harem anime erotica. Sora and the Princesses of Heart. (I'm not going to go looking for it, and neither should you. I just paid $2.50 for what I thought was a Gatorade and it turned out to be that slime that Shelby and the Storm are always drinking so my brain is a problem right now. Stop talking, Flynn. Flynn!)
PREPOSITION
A country song about stranding prepositions and its hip-hop cover, or vice-versa.
WEIGHT GAIN
Maybe I'm gaining weight because of the medication. I'm no less active than I was this time last year, but then people were expressing worry about my weight (as in, I weighed too little), but now the same people (my mom mostly) are making comments to the contrary. It's not a bad thing actually, now that I think about it. This body type is probably more attractive than that scrawn gnome bullshit I was rockin' three-sixty-five ago, and if I actually want muscles, all I really have to do is go get some.
That huge event that starts Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
The secret level from Drakengard
IMG BANK
Wednesday Addams walking Thing on a leash
Wednesday Addams holding the Hulk's head in a jar of glowing formaldehyde (which she can drink some up to Hulk out herself)
Ogre Battle
Among other things, the Solar System gets hit with Adventure Stick.
Pac-Man
The sequel to a sci-fi/horror story about five astronauts (Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde, and Pac-Man) who journey to a newly discovered terrestrial planet that turns out to be teeming with hostile lifeforms. They try to make their escape; ultimately only Pac-Man makes it out alive, by leaving the other four for dead. He is left traumatized by the experience, and returns to his home planet a gibbering mess. His government receives his debriefing, then decides to tell Pac-Man that he hallucinated the whole thing--and that the nightly visits of his fallen comrades are also a hallucination. They prescribe an experimental drug that shuts down the part of the brain able to perceive the spirit realm. Pac-Man takes place entirely within Pac-Man's subconscious as he tries to take enough of the drug to be rid of the condemning cries of his ghostly compatriots. He's also on a strict diet of pairs of cherries, bunches of bananas, giant strawberries, and other bouncing fruit. I don't really know what Ms. Pac-Man is about. Concurrent with Pac-Man is another story of the government special force sent to that world to wipe out the alien population. I have some thoughts in my head about how that would look and play as a game but I'll describe it when I have a better idea.
Story about a guy with shitty self-esteem who sees a therapist. Therapist is trying to get him to work on being kinder to himself. Through therapy, they identify that subconsciously, he is extremely judgmental of himself. She gives him the consideration, "Imagine you speaking to yourself as a child with the abusive tone with which you speak to yourself now." This dredges up crazy memories he'd long ago buried. He's a child, in his own time, and doing something that appalls his grandfather. His grandfather cries, "Kids these days!" and the kid, furious, retorts, "Kids THESE days!!? I'll show YOU kids in days...!" and he whisks his grandfather off to a future (may well be our present--zing!) in which kids are killing one another with automatic weapons, injecting drugs into their eyeballs, and having rough, abusive, loveless, promiscuous sex. The grandfather, who seems more shocked by the activities of the kids around him than the time-travel himself, cries, "You fuckin' idiot! I was supposed to die way before this time! I'm never supposed to have seen shit like this! Thanks. Now I can't die happily." For some reason, the older version of the kid (the guy in therapy, maybe a few years ago, or a few years in a future that now probably won't happen) is also there (maybe he's become a really bad person and is the warlord in charge of all these drug-addicted child-prostitute-soldiers), and he gives his younger self the most disapproving glare imaginable. This obviously implies a causal loop, since in the original image there were all these layers of subtle implication: The guy remembers taking his grandfather against his will into this heartcrushing future and feeling a guilt so strong for that that he ultimately dooms himself to fulfil that bleak future for himself, right down to the near-singularity of self-loathing necessary for him to be so unable to separate himself from his younger self. If this doesn't make sense, it's not your fault; I'm really not explaining it well. But it does make sense.
IMG BANK: New Locksley Elementary students whose families are from different times, and some summers they vacation at one-another's vacation homes in respective eras. Kind of like how Bo and Shelby's friends often go to New Hampshire with them during some portion of the summer. (I was specifically imagining the only time I went to the Strauss Farm in New Hampshire, and Eva and Jack and Rowan were there.) Then, of course, I started thinking about if there are any games that have something similar as their premise. It feels like I'm forgetting a lot, but the two that sprang to mind the most immediately were The Sims: Bustin' Out (GBA) and Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. Then I started imagining the latter with a thematic overlay that replaced Fayt with Bo or Shelby and Sophia with Rowan or Eva, and Hyda IV with New Hampshire. However, spoiler alert, that game's plot renders itself irrelevant when it's revealed that the 762 years of developing in-universe establishment (as well as, presumably, the whole of "real-word" history leading up to 2097 AD) have all been part of some fuckin' MMO. I don't know what I could possibly "lay over" that, other than that it's basically the giant plot twist at the beginning of the first Matrix movie. Then I thought about how, in 2003, I was totally amped to play the Matrix MMO and that I could have my character just be anyone from any vaguely real-world setting, minimally adapted to fit the notion that that "real world" was a virtual reality made to seem just like human civilization at the end of the Second Millennium AD. Then the second Matrix movie reveals that there have been like five other iterations of the Matrix itself before this circa-1999-AD one, and my imagination (as well as, I have to assume, those of every other goddamn Matrix fanboy) went berserk. "What if there was a high fantasy Matrix! What if there was a futuristic Matrix!" ...And on, and on, and on. But The Matrix really is compatible with almost anything you want to do a crazy crossover with. The Star Wars galaxy could have been a Matrix. Lord of the Rings could have been a Matrix. Vampire: The Masquerade seems to BE THIS Matrix. Fuckin' anything. Furthermore, it's potentially compatible with worlds that don't necessarily take place within the Matrix. In Firefly, it's never explicitly detailed why nobody knows where Earth is or goes back there. Maybe it's because it's overrun with machines and the human population there is either asleep in some unknown dreamworld or fighting a hopeless rebelling against their mechanical overlords. I don't know anything about Battlestar Galactica but oooh, there's a missing thirteenth colony somewhere, oh shit, we got there and it's covered with machines. Maybe the city in THX-1138 was a colony founded by or left in the care of some rogue VI charged with protecting its insular human population from the wrath of the machines of 01. Maybe even Nausicaa is eventually compatible with The Matrix. Fuckin' any post-apocalyptic scenario--The Matrix (to my knowledge) has only told us the story of one struggling human population in the aftermath of the loss of the Sun. What if there are fuckin' zombies out there? That's awesome.
Humans are stupid! Our most important shit is in some big, bobbly grape-melon thing sticking way off the top of our body, and the thing that connects that with everything else runs along the OUTSIDE of the ONLY side of our body that we CAN'T SEE. Aliens must always be like, "If you ever get in a fight with a human, just chop off the part with the eyes and the gorgeous fur shaped into this or that ceremonial implication. Then that thing is fucked, and can't even call for more humans to come help it out. Also, humans are ridiculous because they generally only move in and think about one direction. So if you just get where it's not perceiving, it probably won't even notice you, and even if it does, it has to turn its whole body around just to do anything about it. And it gets better! If you stab it in the right places on its 'dark side,' you stand a substantial chance of making its whole body not work!"
ALIENS THAT CAN FUCK YOU UP
Spheres
Ganmen
Venus de Milo
Venus de Milo+Ganmen
Things with spines way in the middle of them
Things with auxilliary carotid arteries and venas cavas
Things with auxilliary or multiple brains
Things with eyes (or whatever primary sense organs) on more than one side of them
Things with a lot of shit that regrows (I was thinking eyes at first, but brains is good too)
_ BURNING FORESTS... (worlds)
My shit would end.
Royal Adventure
POPO COUNTY
The Gay Knight
Mushroom Kingdom
http://www.loiterink.com/medusas-haircu
http://www.loiterink.com/big-league-che
http://www.loiterink.com/bel-biv-&-devoe/34/
http://www.loiterink.com/air-geordi/3
http://www.loiterink.com/woodstock-h
http://www.loiterink.com/french-kis
http://www.loiterink.com/hungry-pac/1
http://www.loiterink.com/go-directl
http://www.loiterink.com/h1-n1/365/
http://www.loiterink.com/flair/78/
http://www.loiterink.com/spork-family-t
http://www.loiterink.com/cops-are-gay/1
http://www.loiterink.com/maize-maze/1
http://www.loiterink.com/myspace-tombst
http://www.loiterink.com/nasacar/16
http://www.loiterink.com/piggyback/108/
http://www.loiterink.com/its-never-sunn
http://www.loiterink.com/abuse-the-forc
http://www.loiterink.com/godless-americ
http://www.loiterink.com/windy-city/1
http://www.loiterink.com/clash-of-the-t
http://www.loiterink.com/ludwig-van-hal
http://www.loiterink.com/thats-how-i-ro
http://www.loiterink.com/ironic-slo
http://www.loiterink.com/hoth-45/45/
http://www.loiterink.com/dark-side/40/
http://www.loiterink.com/taking-back-th
http://www.loiterink.com/diy-heart-surg
http://www.loiterink.com/communist-part
http://www.loiterink.com/made-in-c
http://www.loiterink.com/c3p-hoe/1
http://www.loiterink.com/cocaine/8/
http://www.loiterink.com/time-travel-wo
http://www.loiterink.com/too-busy-looki
http://www.loiterink.com/penrose-baby/1
http://www.loiterink.com/jawa-que/5
http://www.loiterink.com/a-clockwork-ow
http://www.loiterink.com/a-clockwork-ow
http://www.loiterink.com/hyrule-triad-d
http://www.loiterink.com/great-nort
http://www.loiterink.com/rock-stars/46/
http://www.loiterink.com/the-infamous-w
More Flair (God dammit, WEWY)
http://www.badgebomb.com/retardriot/
Sonic the Hedgehog--South Island
Sonic 2--West Side Island
Sonic 3--Angel Island
Lord of the Rings--Middle-Earth
--Sinclair, Tennessee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_
IMG BANK: His awkward moment is interrupted by a huge explosion from the island's interior. Sonic snaps up to see the forest ablaze and robots scouring the area. ((Sure. I mean, if you have a robot army, I guess the thing to do would be to set a whole area on fire and then send them in to look for whatever it is you're looking for--provided that thing is something that wouldn't be destroyed by fire. If you had an army of merfolk, you could flood a place... if you had an army of ghosts and you were looking for something in the spirit realm, you could teleport the city into a solid object like a mountain or a meteor... no, wait, that would kill everyone else in the city and then you'd have to deal with all their ghosts. Okay, well, you could get Jadis to sock the whole city with a monstrous blizzard that prevented people from leaving their homes or places of work. ...If there was a city of magical beings that had your robot friend captured, you could just get Merlin to cast a Dispel Magic on the whole city and walk into where the robot was being held. You'd be in for a nasty surprise, though, if the city was equipped with doomsday machines for all the souls of the Dispelled Faeries/Simulacra/Golems/whatever to inhabit and pursue you with.))
http://infao5501.ag5.mpi-sb.mpg.de:8
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_Hil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_Cli
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_R
Spring Yard SOUNDS like the name of a small American town, but I can't find it if it exists.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starli
http://infao5501.ag5.mpi-sb.mpg.de:8
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerald_Hi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hill_T
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ca
http://www.geocities.com/~caves/ed43.ht
http://www.caves.org/grotto/mongrotto/m
Mystic Cave, Oklahoma
Mystic Dave, Arkansas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_Cit
Directions
Green Hill, Indiana to Starlight, Indiana
Green Hill, Indiana to Metropolis, Illinois
Starlight, Indiana to Metropolis, Illinois
Green Hill, Indiana to Mystic Cave, West Virginia
Starlight, Indiana to Mystic Cave, West Virginia
( Interesting list of Sonic the Hedgehog cliches )
Trivia
The main plot device of the game, the space station called The Death Egg, is a parody of the Death Star in Star Wars .
It is sometimes speculated that Super Sonic's appearance is based upon that of Dragonball Z 's Super Saiyan characters.
The concept of a two-tailed fox stems in fact from Japanese folklore . According to the mythology, foxes (called "Kitsune") are magical beings with the ability to shapeshift. The older a fox gets, the more powerful it becomes, and the more tails it gains. Kitsune grow a new tail every hundred years until they've reached their maximum strength of nine tails. They are notoriously mischievous.
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